Yet Kee Wan Ton Mee

Location: Taman U-Lek, Cheras (Yet Kee)
This is the mainly rice stall manned by the husband...
This is the mainly noodle stall manned by the wife...
Excellent wanton mee served with char-siew and vege...
The siew-yok is equally nice, damn tasty!

When you are tired of all the so called mother of wanton mee, perhaps you should consider this father-of-all-the-wanton-mee... the lady alwayss take my order before handing it over to her daddy and mummy, so I'm really a good supporter to her father & mother of this wanton mee stall :)

Ye-e-e-e Ha-a-a-a

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e Ha-a-a-a! so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final Ye-e-e-e Ha-a-a-a! and rode off. What did you do to get that Indian so excited? asked the service-station attendant.

Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off, the woman answered.

Lady, the attendant said, Indians ride bareback.

决战二世祖 - the joker version!

World War III - a bicycle man repairman!

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked
in and asked the barman, Isn't that Bush and Powell?

The barman said, Yep, that's them.

So the guy walked over and said, Hello. What are you
guys doing here?

Bush said, We're planning World War III.

The guy asked, Really? What's going to happen then?

Bush said, Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and 1 bicycle repairman.

The guy exclaimed, Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman!

Bush turned to Powell and said, See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!