My name is Pineapple???

A grand wedding dinner in HK...

wtf what kind of name is this? This is really funny... I have friends with names like Apple Lim (a transvestite) or Orange (purely a nickname) etc, but when comes to this PINEAPPLE it's really cool...

I presume that is the name for the bridegroom as Maggie is very much a feminine name... You look at the bridegroom's face, he looks so f!?#-u% hence Pineapple really suits him best!!!

Blow Job

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified,she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice... she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."

Niu Ze Xui

Location: Ara Damansara, PJ (Niu Ze Xui)

This is the grand entrance which is simple but quite empty...
This side looks more vibrant & lively a bit...
The whole place is quite empty and lack of crowd...
Event banner to promote some activities...

That is actually the name of our neighbour Singapore's Chinatown. By mimicing the name in Malaysia, it still fails to pull in crowd into that really isolated area. You hear the place name immediately you know is catered for Ah Bengs and Ah Lians :)

Basically this place is destined to flop... WHY? So simple only mah, by engaging this sor-hai named Danny One to do the so-called some monkey act performances, the place is deemed to go Holland for sure!!!

PastaMania

Location: Jusco Bukit Tinggi, Klang (PastaMania)

Dine-in restaurant but with quick service concept...
Interior casual setting to offer italian food at affordable prices...
Carbonara again, but this time is with farfalle (bow-tie) pasta...
36 outlets worldwide and have served 7,242,537 pasta... sound impressive?

Here offer many varieties and choices, from pizza til pasta, there are great selection and even pasta alone comes in many shapes. Good for those who's tired of missionary pattern and wanna try out new surprises... especially for those who live in cowboy town!

I'm an Italian food lover and I used to like PastaMania by having dined at Pavilion, Bkt Tinggi & Pg. My last visit made me decided to boycott this outlet due to their poor SOP. Too bad, they just lose out on me... I was a no.1 supporter lastime though :)